I have come to realize if I put a little effort into it I should never have to pay for these items again. I have tested out my theory and it seems to work. Most of these items are given out freely in all 50 states.
1. Napkins
2. Pens
3. Paper clips
4. Toilet paper
5. Garden hose
6. Newspaper
7. Small breath mints
8. Rocks
9. Long distance calls
10. Straws
11.73 Ticket to a bull…
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Good call Ray. I had to think hard about why you put garden hose but quickly I remembered EVERY car trip we've EVER had on the freeway. We have enough garden hose, rope and bungee cord to last through the millenium.
ReplyDeleteThere are random pieces of garden hose on the freeway? And how do you get free long distance? And the 11.73...what kind of bull?
ReplyDeleteFeeling a bit dumb and dumber...as usual, next to the brilliant Ray L.
Karen, people just leave hoses out on their front lawns. I didn't mention the honesty part.
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